SWANSEA, Wales, July 27 (UPI) — After stealing about $1,154 in liquor, two burglars decided to celebrate and got so drunk they fell asleep instead of escaping, police in Swansea, Wales, said.
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BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) – State troopers say a man was arrested Sunday morning after allegedly driving drunk to a state trooper station, mistaking it for a hotel.
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MORELIA, Mexico (AP) — Call it the case of the dead cells — both telephones and the ones in the brain. Employees at a Telefonica Movistar cell-phone store in Morelia, Mexico say they arrived Tuesday morning to find that the store had been broken into.
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A couple of accused burglars decided to ask a Volusia County Sheriff’s deputy for a ride home at 4 a.m. Monday, according to the sheriff’s office.
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YORK — Police are keeping an eye on a downtown York parking lot where merchants are complaining about soda cans filled with urine.

The merchants say that for the past couple months they’ve been finding a discarded can three or four times a week.
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TUSTIN, Calif. (AP) — Police say a California man donning a bustier and watching porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym was arrested after officers found drugs in his backpack.
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FORT PIERCE — A 40-year-old man who is suspected of trying to sell bread as crack cocaine to pay bills is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.
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