A man called police on Wednesday night after he came home from work and spotted an intoxicated woman drinking a beer on the roof of his home. The 28-year-old woman was taken into custody after she refused to get down and leave. The police report said the woman agreed to leave only if the man agreed to give her more beer.
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SOUTH EL MONTE, Calif. – Fed up with the nocturnal work habits of its mayor, a California city council has approved a curfew limiting how late she can work at City Hall.
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A burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a “supernatural figure” for three days without food and water.

Malaysian police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house’s owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from holiday.
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DEMOTTE, Ind. (AP) — Aw, nuts. That’s likely what Hope Wideup thought when her car’s turn signal and windshield wipers wouldn’t work. It’s also what she found later when she opened the hood. “There were thousands in there. They were everywhere,” she said, speculating a chipmunk found its way into her car, which had been sitting idle for several weeks, and used the engine compartment as a storage depot for a trove of black walnuts.
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P. Diddy is terrified of toes.

The US music mogul appeared alongside British actress Kate Beckinsale on US talk show ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ on Tuesday, but refused to look at her legs in case he accidentally caught sight of her feet.
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